The Life of a Showgirl!
Taylor Swift's new album "the Life of a Showgirl" has been a hit for all of the Swifties to enjoy since it came out on October 3rd, 2025. Most Lee family Swifties seem to enjoy "The Fate of Ophelia," "Opalite," and "Wi$h Li$t," the most. Swifties have discovered several hidden clues in this album, including the song "Actually Romantic," written about Charli XCX, and their ongoing feud. Swifties are also excited about this album being more upbeat because her life and relationship with Travis Kelce is more happy and upbeat. Fans are also excited for their wedding, which is rumored to happen in summer 2026. Taylor Swift just keeps wowing us again and again!
Comics
COMICS - Panel 1: "Welcome to your first therapy session." Panel 2: "What was your scariest memory of the past?" Panel 3: "The glitter shortage of 2020."
Mackenzie's Monthly Gummy Review
Dear Weekly Pink, I demand a re-rank of the sour twin snakes and watermelon gummies. The snakes are an easy 45/50. The watermelons are a perfect in-between. From, Angry Weekly Pink Customer
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Sports
Rush's Bears football team won 35–7 last Friday, playing the Giants. He had 3 catches, including one in the end-zone for a post touchdown conversion.
Ford's Eagles football team won 21–12. Ford had one reception and completed one pass as quarterback for a one-point conversion. His baseball team, the Mariners, are playing in a tournament this weekend. He started their 2nd game on the mound and pitched well. His team won 13–7.
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Quinn Hoang